DINNER FOR ONE
 

Sketch Comedy Troupe & Production Company

  1.                                                                                                                                                    "In this post-9/ll world, what else do we have            
                                                                                                                                               to be sure of? [...] Dinner For One is hilarious."                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                     - New York Times
    "In this post-9/ll world, what else do we have to be sure of? [...] Dinner For One is hilarious." - New York Times
  2. "Their comedy got my wife pregnant...            
 Thanks Dinner For One."                                                                                                            
 - Someone's Dad
    "Their comedy got my wife pregnant... Thanks Dinner For One." - Someone's Dad
  3. "Their comedy is as good as
a new pair of Crocs." 
- Mario Batali
    "Their comedy is as good as a new pair of Crocs." - Mario Batali
  4.                                                                                                                                                             "I told you people to stop calling here." 
                                                                                                                                                                                                             - Louis C.K.
    "I told you people to stop calling here." - Louis C.K.
  5. "Their comedy made me see things."
- Stevie Wonder
    "Their comedy made me see things." - Stevie Wonder
  6. "Harry Potter." 
- Alan Rickman
    "Harry Potter." - Alan Rickman
  7.                                                                                                                                                                                               "He won't wake up!" 
                                                                                                               - George R. R. Martin's Intern talking to a doctor on the phone
                                                                                                                                    after he started having a seizure at the lunch buffet.
    "He won't wake up!" - George R. R. Martin's Intern talking to a doctor on the phone after he started having a seizure at the lunch buffet.
  8.                                                                                                                                                                       "Their comedy gave me diarrhea.              
                                                                                                                                                           But it's fine. Cause I wanted diarrhea."                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                     - Queen Latifah
    "Their comedy gave me diarrhea. But it's fine. Cause I wanted diarrhea." - Queen Latifah
  9.                                                                                                                                                    "I have a dream, that one day I can laugh            
                                                                                                                                                              as hard as I did at Dinner For One."                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                       - MLK Jr. Jr.
    "I have a dream, that one day I can laugh as hard as I did at Dinner For One." - MLK Jr. Jr.
  10. "I'm a ghost."
- David Bowie
    "I'm a ghost." - David Bowie
  11.                                                                                                                                                                                               "They are The One." 
                                                                                                                                                                                                             - Morpheus
    "They are The One." - Morpheus
  12. "I want to do mouth stuff and 
hand stuff to them." 
- The Queen Of England
    "I want to do mouth stuff and hand stuff to them." - The Queen Of England
  13.     "Not very funny." 
    - Pitchfork Media
    "Not very funny." - Pitchfork Media
  14. "They were funny. My name
 sounds like urethra"
- Aretha Franklin
    "They were funny. My name sounds like urethra" - Aretha Franklin
  15.                                                                                                                                                             "I cannot believe they have done this." 
                                                                                                                                                                                 - all of their grandmothers
    "I cannot believe they have done this." - all of their grandmothers
  16.                                                                                                                                                                                               "Help! I'm on Fire!" 
                                                                                                                                                                                                              - Guy Fieri
    "Help! I'm on Fire!" - Guy Fieri
  17. "You want me to say what?"                                                                                                            
 - Dame Judi Dench
    "You want me to say what?" - Dame Judi Dench
  18.                                                                                                                                   "It's against the law to stare at the Mayor of Paris.." 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                   - Reuters
    "It's against the law to stare at the Mayor of Paris.." - Reuters
Next Live Show: Sat, October 15th